FRIDAY: MAY 8, 2009 @ THE MERIDIAN
ON YOUR MARK! GET SET! BALL!!
DJ VJUAN ALLURE IN.D.MIX!!
COMMENTATOR: TO BE ANNOUNCED
HERE IS A TASTE OF WHATS BEING SERVED!!!
*THUG MUGG (BQ FACE): KERI HILSON IS HAVING TRYOUTS FOR HER “TURNING ME ON VIDEO” AND WE ARE LOOKING FOR THUG MUGGS ACROSS THE NATION!! BRING US THAT DIRTY, SEXY, MONEY LOOK!! TROPHY / SPLASH PASS
*GLAM GIRLS (FQ FACE): PAGEANT SCENE MEETS BALLROOM SCENE WE WANNA SEE G.L.A.M.O.U.R.!! BRING IT IN THE NAME OF LEGENDARY MOTHERS STASHA MIYAKE MUGLER, RAQUEL LORD BALENCIAGA, WITH A FACE SO ALLURING, A GOWN SO STRIKING, AND JEWELS THAT SHINE LIKE THE DAY IS LONG!! TROPHY / SPLASH PASS
*HOMELAND SECURITY (BQ VOGUE ARMS CONTROL): WHILE STANDING AT ATTENTION YOUR ARMS AND HANDS ARE WEAPONS OF MASS DESTRUCTION!! DRESSED IN ALL BLACK AS YOU MOUNT YOUR ATTACK ALONG WITH BLACK GLOVES!! TROPHY / SPLASH PASS
*TECHNICOLOR PRINCE (BQ RUNWAY): YOU ARE THE TREND CREATOR AND IMAGE INNOVATOR!! YOU ARE THE GAY MAN THAT KANYE WEST, ANDRE 3000, LOOK TO FOR THE LATEST AND GREATEST IN URBAN FLAIR!! BRING YOUR SIGNATURE LOOK AND WALK TO THE RUNWAY IF YOU DARE!! TROPHY / SPLASH PASS
*FEMALE FIGURE BODY (FQ, BQID, WOMEN): WE’VE ALL SEEN ICE CUBE’S “PLAYERS CLUB” BRING IT CLASSY LIKE DIAMOND AND NASTY LIKE TRINA! SELL IT IN YOUR MOST SCANDALIOUS CLUB ENSEMBLE AND LET US SEE YOU SHAKE A TAIL FEATHER! TROPHY / SPLASH PASS
*TRANSFORMERS (BQ REALNESS W/TWIST): BRING US COLLEGE CAMPUS BATHROBE TRADE PREPARING TO SHOWER WITH WHITE SOCKS AND SANDALS COMPLETE WITH DO-RAG FOR YOUR TENS. THEN FOR THE BATTLE YOU DIS-ROBE REVEALING YOUR CUNTY COLORFUL BOOTY SHORTS IN FULL FAG OUT!! TROPHY / SPLASH PASS
*PLAYGIRL PLAYMATES (BQ SEX SIREN): PERHAPS YOU ARE MR. JULY ON THE 4TH OR MR. DECEMBER IN WINTER WHITE!! YOU ARE THE SEXY CALENDAR MODEL! BRING IT SEXY DISPLAYING WHAT MONTH YOU ARE REPRESENTING!! TROPHY / SPLASH PASS
*PENTHOUSE PLAYMATES (FQ SEX SIREN): WE NEED TO YOU BRING TO LIFE LIL WAYNE’S “MRS. OFFICIER” VIDEO.. BRING US YOUR SEXY OFFICIER UNIFORM COMPLETE WITH BILLY CLUB, GLOVES, AND GLASSES!! MAKE A BROTHER WANT TO BREAK THE LAW!! TROPHY / SPLASH PASS
*INTERN IMITATORS (BQ REALNESS): FROM G’S TO GENTS – AT THE INAUGURAL BALL BAGGY JEANS AND FITTED HATS WON’T GET YOU BY BECAUSE FONZWORTH BENTLY IS THE NEW SECRETARY OF FASHION AND DEMANDS YOU TO BE REAL IN A SUIT AND TIE. TROPHY / SPLASH PASS
*PARKING LOT PUSSY (FQ REALNESS CLASSY CUNT vs. GHETTO FAB): WE’VE SEEN THEM BOTH AT THE GAS STATION. PICK YOUR PREFERENCE AND BE REAL LIKE RAIN. AS A MATTER OF FACT, BRING IT THE SAME WAY YOU WOULD WHEN YOU PUMP GAS. BE PREPARED TO TALK TOO… WILL IT BE “FORTY ON PUMP ONE PLEASE..” OR “LEMME GET A SWISHER AND A FIFTH OF BACARDI?”TROPHY / SPLASH PASS
*VIDEO VIXENS (BQID REALNESS): BEYONCE IS LOOKING FOR BACKUP DANCERS FOR HER SINGLE LADIES TOUR. BRING US YOUR LEOTARD LOOK IN ANY COLOR ALONG WITH PUMPS AND THAT SIGNATURE VIDEO HAIRDO!! (NO SILICONE WORK, OR HORMONES) MUST BE A BOY BY DAY AND GIRL BY NIGHT!! FELLAS SURE YOUR TUCK IS TIGHT!! $200 CASH
*GOLDEN GODS (BQ BODY): A YOUNG PRINCE ADONIS IS WHAT YOU ARE, SO BE BRONZED BEYOND BELIEF. WE WANT PECS, ABS, CAKES, ARMS, AND LEGS. IF YOU ARE MISSING ONE, YOU ARE MISSING ALL!! $200 CASH
*UNITED NATIONS (TEAM FACE 3+): IF YOUR FAMILY HAS FACE, THEN THIS IS PLACE. BRING YOUR FAMILY PORTRAIT TO THE RUNWAY WITH 3 MEMBERS IN ONE COLOR OF YOUR CHOICE. PICTURE FRAME IS REQUIRED NOT JUST DESIRED!! $300 CASH
ALL CASH CATEGORIES REQUIRE AT LEAST 3 CONTESTANTS TO RECEIVE FULL CASH PRIZE. DRESSING ROOMS ARE AVAILABLE!! |
